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ARE YOU ####### KIDDING ME?! 2026?! 20... #######... TWENTY-SIX?! I just unleashed a ####### tirade about the SILENCE, the TORTURE of waiting, and now you're telling me we have to wait ANOTHER ####### YEAR?!
Rockstar, you magnificent bastards, you tease us with that trailer, you get our hopes soaring higher than a ####### jetliner, and then you PULL THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER US?! Fall 2025 was the ####### LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL! We were almost THERE! We could ALMOST taste the chaos, feel the Vice City sun on our digital skin!
And now? Now it's pushed back to MAY 2026?! That's practically an ETERNITY in gamer years! Do you have ANY idea the amount of other games that will come out by then?! The amount of LIFE that will happen?! We'll be OLD AND GRAY by the time we finally get to steal a ####### car in your virtual world!
What the actual #### is going on over there?! Did someone trip over a crucial line of code?! Did a hurricane swallow your development studios?! Did the entire team decide to take an extended vacation to the REAL Vice City?!
"We need this extra time to deliver at the level of quality you expect and deserve." Oh, BULLSHIT! We EXPECTED it in 2025! We've been expecting it for YEARS! This isn't about quality anymore, this is about AGONY! This is about watching the hype train slowly derail and crash into a mountain of disappointment!
The internet is going to ERUPT! The memes! The rage! The sheer, unadulterated ####### FURY! You have unleashed a beast, Rockstar! A beast of impatient, caffeine-fueled gamers who have been waiting since the ####### STONE AGE for this game!
I swear to ###, if this gets delayed AGAIN, I'm selling all my consoles and taking up competitive knitting! At least then I'll have something tangible to show for my wasted time! ####! 2026! I can't even... ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!