Okay, so, like, my friend? Seriously dense sometimes, you know? I love her to bits, honestly, she's the best, but wow, her brain just doesn't always connect the dots. She's gorgeous, right? So guys are always hitting on her, and she always, always, flirts back. Then she's all surprised and annoyed when they, like, get attached? Even though we've all told her a million times not to do that! And she always says the same thing, "Ugh, why are guys so creepy?" Which, fair enough, they should be able to tell when someone isn't interested. But if you go on dates and hang out alone with them? They're gonna get the wrong idea, duh.
And get this. Today, this super creepy, seriously weird dude, you know the type everyone avoids? He's trying to get to know her. We all know he's bad news, big red flags everywhere. He's inviting her places, calling her pretty, the whole shebang. She never goes, thank g##, because we're all like, "NO! BAD IDEA!" But her reasoning? Get this: "It'll be interesting for the plot" or "I'll do it for the lore." Lore?! Plot?! Girl, the only plot here is the one where you should have blocked him a long time ago!