OH MY F###### G## STOP PULLING UP RIGHT NEXT TO ME AT A RED LIGHT YOU ABSOLUTE F###### MENACES.
WHAT THE F### DO YOU WANT? A THUMB WAR? A THERAPY SESSION?? YOU WANNA LOCK EYES AND HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WHILE WE WAIT FOR A GREEN LIGHT??? NO. F### OFF. I’M IN MY CAR. MINDING MY F###### BUSINESS. I DON’T WANNA SEE YOUR DUMBASS FACE TRYING TO CATCH MY EYE OR WAVE LIKE WE’RE BEST FRIENDS IN A SITCOM. THIS ISN’T “CARS” THE MOVIE. IT’S MY PERSONAL SPACE. STAY. IN. YOUR. F######. LANE.
AND OH YOU SEE ME INCH UP TO GET OUT OF YOUR LINE OF SIGHT? YOU REALLY GONNA INCH UP TOO? YOU THINK THIS IS CUTE?? NO B####, IT’S PSYCHOTIC. YOU’RE BASICALLY SCREAMING “I WANNA BE A F###### NUISANCE” WITHOUT SAYING A WORD. AND FOR WHAT??? JUST TO REMIND ME I CAN’T AFFORD TINTED WINDOWS???
YES MY SIDE PROFILE IS F###### TRAGIC. CHOPPED. A DISASTER. I KNOW THIS. I’M ALREADY FIGHTING DEMONS AND NOW I GOTTA WORRY ABOUT BEING STARED AT BY SOME STRANGER WHO THINKS TRAFFIC IS A SOCIAL EVENT?
SERIOUSLY. F### YOU. F### YOUR CAR. F### YOUR EAGER LITTLE HEAD TURN. STAY THE F### BACK AND LET ME ROT IN PEACE UNTIL THIS LIGHT TURNS GREEN.
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