Some people, man. They wake up every day, look at the endless possibilities life has to offer—like, I don’t know, learning a skill, helping someone out, or just minding their own d### business—and they’re like, “Nah, I think I’ll just be a nuisance instead.” It’s like their hobby is being annoying.
You’re out here trying to live your life, and they’re over there, lurking, waiting for the tiniest thing to nitpick or gossip about. Like, do you not have bills to pay? Hobbies? A Netflix queue? Anything? It’s almost impressive how much energy they put into being petty. Imagine if they used that energy for something productive—maybe we’d have flying cars by now.
But no, instead, they’re out here stirring up drama, poking their noses where they don’t belong, and acting like their unsolicited opinions are some kind of public service. Spoiler alert: they’re not. Honestly, it’s exhausting just thinking about it. Some people really need to get a life—or at least a hobby that doesn’t involve being a pain in everyone else’s.