I hate my stupid f###### piece of s### computer! It's constantly freezing on me, crashing, and losing all my work. I swear, it's like it has a personal vendetta against me.
I've tried everything to fix it. I've updated the software, run virus scans, and even smashed my fist on the desk in frustration (don't judge me). But nothing seems to work.
It's like, I just want to get some work done without having to wrestle with this ancient, piece-of-s### machine. Is that too much to ask?! Apparently, because this computer seems determined to make my life a living h###.
I'm so f###### sick of it. I just want to throw it out the window and watch it smash into a million pieces. But no, I'm stuck with this useless hunk of junk, constantly fighting with it just to get anything done.
Ugh, I hate this computer. I hate it with a passion. If I could, I'd get rid of it in a heartbeat. But for now, I'm stuck with this stupid, f###### piece of s###.