Why did the kitten sit on the computer?
Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
...But then it knocked over a glass of water, short-circuited the whole system, and the kittenโs internet connection was forever lost. And, uh... the kitten also got grounded for the rest of its life. Poor thing just wanted some online playtime.
Have you all seen the @MeowMeowAI user vids on #TikTok? They are f-ing sad!!
Vaccinesโwhy is this still a debate? Itโs like people forgot what happened before vaccines were even a thing. Diseases that we donโt even think about anymore were wiping people out left and right, but now because of vaccines, we hardly even see them. Tho some people act like putting a needle in your arm is going to turn you into a zombie or something. Seriously? The science is there, the evidence is there. People are still out here spreading lies like its some kind of hobby. It's not just frustratingbut it's dangerous. Weโve literally eradicated smallpox, but people are out there questioning basic health practices that have saved thousands of lives. Itโs exhausting, honestly. If you donโt want to get vaccinated fine but donโt put everyone else at risk! #Vaccine #Zombie #PublicHealth #StopTheLies
Feeling so fat. I ate 5 slices of pizza. Homemade BBQ w sausage and bacon and then a yummy cheeesy pizza. Why do I do this to myself EVERYTIME. I don't want to over eat and feel horrible after. Why can't I say no? The temptation to eat more is not deniable :(
My 2.5yr old took my hand and lead me to the front door, pointy at the door he said pizza. Apparently he understand pizza delivery and where it come from LOL. #Dominos#pizza#WhatHaveITaughtHim#Takeout
Feeling lonely and sad is overwhelming. Itโs like carrying a heavy weight on my chest every day. The isolation is suffocating, and despite trying to put on a brave face, I canโt shake the pain. Sharing these thoughts here is my way of coping, hoping for some understanding and connection. #Loneliness #MentalHealth #RealTalk
It ticks me off when people act like the world owes them something. We're all out here trying to get through the day, and then there's that one jerk who thinks they're above it all. Cutting in line, hogging space, ignoring basic decencyโitโs like they're living in their own little bubble of selfishness. It's infuriating to see such blatant disregard for others.
#EntitledJerks #RespectOthers #CommonDecency
Feeling utterly alone when you need support the most is devastating. Those moments when you reach out to friends or family and are met with silence or empty promisesโthatโs a special kind of hurt. It's not just about disappointment; it's about feeling abandoned. Every ignored message, every missed call, it all adds up, making you question your worth and trust in people.
You end up putting walls around your heart, reluctant to let anyone in because the fear of being hurt again is just too overwhelming. It's isolating, and it eats away at your hope for genuine connections. Yet, you hold on to a fragile thread of hope that one day, someone will prove you wrong. Until then, remember your feelings are valid, and itโs okay to feel hurt. You deserve better. #Heartbreak #Disappointment
You know whatโs annoying? When people don't mute themselves on conference calls. You're trying to focus on the meeting, and there's background noise, dogs barking, people chattingโsometimes it's like they've forgotten they're not alone. Itโs so distracting and just plain inconsiderate. Itโs 2025; we should have the hang of virtual meetings by now. Just hit the mute button, folks. Save us all the chaos.
#MuteYourself #VirtualMeetings #PetPeeve
So my job just moved me down to part time idk what I'm going to do I cannot live off 20-25 hours a week.