WHY THE F### do mosquitoes even exist?! Like what purpose do they serve besides RUINING EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF MY LIFE?! I'm just trying to sit outside for FIVE MINUTES, enjoy a breath of air, and BAM theyre already feasting on me like I’m the g###### buffet special. And it’s always the ankles. The ankles!! Why?! Why go for the most inconvenient, impossible-to-scratch spot? And don’t even get me started on that high-pitched buzzing in your ear at 2am. That tiny demon is basically saying, “Hey b####, I’m here to f### your whole night up.” And the second you turn on the light? Vanished. Houdini with wings. Then you’re up slapping walls like you’re in a one-man exorcism.
I spray myself with repellent, burn citronella, wear long sleeves in 97 degree weather and STILL they find a way. Absolute bloodsucking, disease-spreading parasites. They’re basically flying syringes with no purpose except...Read Full Rant