Okay but like… why does my dad’s girlfriend keep buyin’ me earrings?? Like every dang time—earrings. It’s like she saw me wear ‘em once and now decided that’s just my thing forever. Not sayin’ I don’t appreciate it, they’re cute and all, but how many earrings does one person even need?? I got a whole pile now sittin’ there like I run some kinda sparkly black market. I’m startin’ to wonder if she even knows my name or just calls me “the one with ears.” What if I didn’t even have ‘em pierced?? Wouldn’t stop her, I swear.It’s kinda sweet, kinda wild, and mostly just cracks me up at this point. Might just start wearin’ three pairs at once so she feels validated.