There are THREE OTHER TOILETS! THREE! But NOOOO, you HAVE to park your a## right next to mine and unleash the sonic boom of whatever unholy h### you ate last night! I don't WANT to hear your bodily functions in stereo! I'm trying to have a peaceful moment of porcelain contemplation here, not experience a g###### symphony of digestion! HAVE SOME DECENCY! SPREAD OUT! IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED! JUST...STOP! USING! THE! TOILET! NEXT! TO! ME! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!