ARE YOU F###### STUPID???
NO. BECAUSE HOW THE F### DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY SHOVE YOUR C### IN MY A##?!? we've been together for YEARS and you STILL don’t know where s### goes?? it’s not even funny. it’s f###### humiliating. do you know how BAD that hurt? how VIOLATED i felt?! i screamed and you just stood there like “oops”?? OOPS?! that wasn’t a f###### typo, that was a full-on BODY MISTAKE.
i was trying to enjoy it. trying to feel sexy for once. and then you RUIN it. just jab your d### like i’m some toy you can “try s### on” without asking?? NO. that’s not okay. that’s not cute. that’s NOT F###### CONSENT.
i don’t care how “turned on” you were, or how “close” the holes are. if you can’t tell the f###### difference, you don’t deserve to be near either of them. i felt like trash after. like a warm body, not a person. not your wife. just a hole.
and you wanna know what’s worse? you didn’t even stop to really apologize. you acted like it was a minor fuckup. like “lol my bad.”
F###. THAT.
i’m not overreacting. i’m f###### FED UP.