an these d### dogs i swear to g##. like bro why you gotta FOLLOW me everywhere?? i cant even take a s### in peace without u bustin in like "u ok hooman??" no IM NOT ok actually im tryin to shitt and ur breath smells like a## and old socks get OUT and the hair?? every d### where. on my bed, in my mouth, one time i sneezed and dog fur came out my nose. like why do u shed more than a snowstorm. i brush u and u still look like a tumbleweed exploded in my living room. tf dont get me STARTED on how u ignore me til i open a chip bag then suddenly u remember who feeds u. i say "sit" and u look at me like i owe u money but i open cheese n u speak fluent obedience.
i hug someone and this mf acts like i cheated on him. jumps in between us like "wtf u doin that MY hooman" calm down u dramatic mop i was huggn my mom
anyway love my dog but hes a furry lil demon and if he eats one more sock i’m callin an exorcist.
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