Ok, so i got my best friend of 15 years fired from our mutual job. Heres how.
A few weeks ago, me and my friend go to a bar. We see our boss’s wife at the bar (I’ve always wanted to bang her), so I buy her a drink (cran vodka) and spike it. My friend, feeling entitled, snatches the drink I had just bought and downed it in one sip. I buy her another and repeat the process.
Fast forward 30 minutes and she’s back at my place (my friend too, who passed out on the couch early) Halfway thru the night (after I’m done stuffing her brains out) I kick her out of my bedroom and into the living room. She wakes up naked on the same couch as my friend, not remembering ANYTHING from the night before. Neither did my friend. I take a picture on my phone, too good an opportunity to pass up.I tell them they had vicious sex all night on the couch, just for giggles, and they both freak out. Big deal!
A couple of weeks go by and I forget the whole incident. Me and my friend are both up for the same promotion. Rather than leave it up to fate, I show the boss the pictures and of his wife and my friend. My friend confesses (to what he thinks he did) and is promptly escorted out of the building. My boss and his wife get divorced 3 months later.
I got the promotion!