1.These are your daily reminders:
If you don't like America, you can get out.
Vaccines don't cause autism
Autism does not give your kid a free pass to misbehave.
Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
Islam is not a religion of peace.
Addiction is not a disease.
Tyra Banks is a c###.
So is Ariana Grande.
If you come up to me begging for money when I'm just trying to walk somewhere, like work or the store, I will punch you in the face.
There is nothing and I mean NOTHING that’s important enough that a news station has to interrupt regularly scheduled programming to tell us. Tell us at the next news hour if it’s that important.
I am not sharing my seat on the train no matter how much you b#### and moan or how crowded or not crowded the train is.
Trump is your f###### president.
The EAGLES are your Super Bowl Champions.
I am still not speaking to my cousin for disrespecting my wife by not inviting her to her baby shower.