I f###### swear every d### time some idiot f###### opens their stupid f###### mouth I wanna f###### grab their useless f###### head and smash the s### outta the f###### wall because these dumb f###### clowns think they’re hot f###### s### but they’re just f###### walking piles of useless f###### garbage. Every d### day I’m f###### surrounded by this s###-a## f###### nonsense, hearing the same stupid-a## f###### complaints from these whiny-a## f###### who couldn’t pull their g###### heads outta their sorry f###### a#### if you stapled a f###### map to their ugly f###### foreheads.

I’m so g###### sick of every single m############ thing being a drawn-out f###-fest of pure f###### incompetence. You want a f###### coffee? Great, let’s wait twenty g###### minutes while some slow-a## f###### barista acts like making a latte is f###### brain surgery. You want to walk? Cool, but don’t walk slow as frozen f###### molasses in the middle of the g###### sidewalk like you own the f###### street, you inconsiderate shitbag.