Why does everyone have to eat before literally anything? It’s like, “Oh, we’re leaving in 10 minutes? Better make a full meal first.” Or, “Let’s go, but wait—I need a snack!” Every single time! Just bring a granola bar and keep it moving! Why is eating suddenly the prerequisite for every activity? It’s not like we’re running a marathon. Some of us just want to get on with life without the constant food detours. 🍔🙄