You know it's bad when you have to drink in order to spend time with the family.

f### inflation: i used to get $.50 for each tooth, my brothers now get $1.50

you're a w#### and you look like you're twelve. well that felt good to get out..

hi everyone, i am living in the uk at the moment, but i was born in the usa. i would like to go back and make a new life there. i have very little funds and don't relly know the best way to go about getting back, any suggestions??

Why do fat chicks love Vampires?

Do people really spend their time doing this? Get a life!!!

If you see this, please comment. I would like help.
..Depression is really a horrible thing.. whether it's just having a negative outlook on life or if it's actually a chemical inbalance, or both, I'm not sure. But after researching for the last few years whenever I hit my major low, I'm pretty sure I have it. I'm just a teenager and I don't know what to do with it. I feel (and part of me knows) I can't go to anyone to talk about it and I can't tell anyone about this. I feel like I should be suffering but I hate that I constantly am..I can tell it's hurting my friends sometimes, and I feel like I'm loosing them too..
But I just want to know who else is suffering out there and if you've found help/if it worked. Cause, gosh, I know I need it... I needed...Read Full Rant

Don't roll your eyes and tut when I ask you to move your shopping bag from a seat on the train. Selfish t###!

I wish the entire U.S. was a nudist colony. This way, I wouldn't have to pretend to be so nice to girls to get them to date me so I could get them in bed just to see what they look like naked. I'd rather know that they look horrible naked before wasting my time with them! #sex #intimacy

I have only two hours to spend with you... And all day I get 'I can't wait to see you baby' -- yup I'm here and guess what he's glued to call of duty. Damnit!