And you know what really takes the cake? He's not even that good-looking! I mean, I've seen better-looking guys at the grocery store. I've got options, you know? I'm not stuck with him. I can do so much better. I deserve someone who's not only amazing in bed but also makes my heart skip a beat when I look at him. Someone who's confident, charming, and actually cares about my needs. Not some mediocre, selfish, unattractive guy who can't even be bothered to try. Ugh, just thinking about it makes me angry!

And to top it all off, he's completely closed off to even exploring a### play. Like, I'm not even asking him to go full-on, just a little experimentation, but nope. He's totally repulsed by the idea. It's like, hello, it's a normal part of human sexuality! It's not weird or gross, it's just a different way to experience pleasure. But no, he's too uptight, too judgmental. It's just another way he's failing me as a partner anyways thanks for listening i'll go for now.

I'm seriously considering leaving this relationship. Like, what's the point of staying? I'm not getting my needs met, and it's clear he's not interested in putting in the effort to change that. I deserve so much better than this mediocre, unfulfilling experience. I deserve passion, excitement, and a partner who actually cares about my pleasure. If he can't deliver that, then maybe it's time for me to move on. 💔

Not to mention i'm a woman who loves it rough, but does he deliver? Nope. It's like he's too afraid to even try. I'm not breakable! I can handle a little - okay, a lot - of roughhousing 🔥. But no, instead I get this watered-down, lukewarm, totally-unfulfilling experience. It's like he doesn't even care. Like, I'm just an afterthought. A mere inconvenience. It's infuriating 😤. I deserve better. I deserve someone who can deliver. 💁‍♀️

😤 And to make matters worse, I'm stuck in this sexless rut where I never even GET to c## 🚫. Like, I'm talking months... MONTHS 📆... of not being able to o#####. It's like my body just forgot how 🤯. And he's just oblivious 🙈, like "oh, you're fine, you're just being dramatic" 🙄. NO, I'M NOT FINE 🚨. I'm a woman with needs and desires, and it's not okay that I'm not being fulfilled 😔. It's not just about the sex, it's about feeling seen and heard and understood 🗣️. And right now, I just feel like I'm shouting into the void 🗣️.

😡👎 Ugh, I am SO DONE with my boyfriend's selfishness in bed!! 🛏️ It's always about him, him, HIM getting off, and I'm just an accessory 🤯. Like, hello! I have needs too, you know!! 🙄 I'm not just a prop to make him feel good 😒. Every time we're intimate, it's the same old boring routine 📺, and I'm just lying there, waiting for it to be over ⏰. I swear, I've gotten more excitement from a bland rom-com 🍿. Can't he just TAKE. THE. TIME. to figure out what I like?!?! 🤷‍♀️ It's honestly INFURIATING 😤.

Is it really too much to ask for a phone battery that lasts more than 12 hours?!

I'm convinced my neighbors think 3 AM is the perfect time for a drum solo.

If I'm paying $4 for a coffee, it better come with a side of happiness.

Why do movie theaters think it's okay to charge $12 for a bucket of stale popcorn?