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bruh iced mocha is just chocolate milk tryin real hard to be an adult. like “look at me i’m coffee now 😌” — no u not. u just dessert in a cup with anxiety issues. people be out here sippin iced mocha in the middle of a snowstorm like it’s normal?? bro ur shivering and still like “mmm this is so refreshing” 😭and the whipped cream?? HALF THE CUP. u take one sip and almost die tryin to get all the flavors at once. chocolate, coffee, dairy, and regrets all slam into ur brain like a caffeine truck.
also it’s always in a bucket-sized cup. like u drinkin it or takin a bath in it??
but fr tho. iced mocha is chaos. sweet cold overhyped chaos. and i love it. never change u sugary little fraud. 💀☕🍫
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