I've been head-over-f######-heels for this guy since December, and we finally made it official in February. For the record, I'm a Pisces, and he's an Aries, whatever the h### that means 🙄. But seriously, picture this: he's like that ridiculously cute, nerdy type who shreds on guitar in a band. And get this – virgin alert! Like, hasn't been touched by a woman other than his mom. Apparently, that's a fact.
So, apparently, his grandma kicked the bucket over the weekend or sometime yesterday. They were super close, which, okay, that sucks. Yesterday, Monday, he bailed from school super early, like 8 or 9 in the morning. His buddies told me he was just exhausted and bummed out, so after school, I texted him, asking why he wasn't there and telling him I missed his stupid face. Hours later, he just says "family stuff." Fine. I see... Read Full Rant
If a girl is a freak in the sheets does she have to be attractive?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THESE INCOMPETENT MORONS TEACHING US?! FIRST OFF, THIS GROTESQUE, SWOLLEN ECONOMICS "TEACHER" HAS THE GALL TO TELL US TO TUCK IN OUR SHIRTS?! ARE YOU BLIND, YOU OBESE, BREATHING LANDFILL?! YOU COULDN'T TUCK IN YOUR OWN SHIRT IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT, YOU FAT, DISGUSTING SWINE! EVERY TIME YOU WADDLE AROUND WITH THAT GUT HANGING OUT LIKE A FESTIVE SACK OF POTATOES, IT'S A VISUAL ASSAULT! AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE NECK ROLLS! THEY'RE A PERMANENT FIXTURE, YOU CAN'T HIDE THAT BLUBBER NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY! AND NOW, THIS FAT, USELESS EXCUSE FOR AN EDUCATOR HAS THE AUDACITY TO GIVE US A FINAL STUDY GUIDE WITH SIXTY G###### QUESTIONS ABOUT MATERIAL WE HAVEN'T EVEN TOUCHED?! ARE THEY ACTIVELY TRYING TO MAKE US FAIL?! THIS IS INFURIATING, I CAN'T STAND THESE WORTHLESS, INEPT FOOLS!
why the h### does your p#### smell like 30 day old rotten eggs? take a f###### shower FUCKKK
Walked in yesterday after a terrible day, and my mom's first question? "How was your day?" Seriously?! 🙄 Then she gets all huggy when I clearly need space, I push her off, and she calls me rude! 😠 Later, we're about to be late for school, and she's dragging her feet, then threatens to kick me out of the family! 🤬 Honestly, she makes my already s##### days even worse. Just leave me alone! 😭 #BadDay #FamilyDrama #GetOutOfMySpace #AnnoyingParents #HateMyLife #LeaveMeAlone
Find a job that you tolerate and that you can feel proud of. Don’t do something you hate either but find the things that you love and do them as a HOBBY not a career.
F###### CHEATING W#### I HOPE YOU GET AIDS YOU F###### C### I WAS ALWAYS GOOD TO YOU B#### AND YOU GO DO THIS I HOPE YOU MOTHER F###### ROT IN H###
Man, NOW it's on and POPPIN!! Dugan, the judge arrested in Wisconsin for illegally aiding an illegal immigrant to escape from ICE has said the case should be dismissed because of qualified immunity during work hours. This may cause a MAGA riot if accepted, no? What about Trump? Will this be the one that causes him to burst a blood vessel and die of a heart attack from stress? What decisions the future holds! All great entertainment for the ones who prepared and mind their own f###### business. I ain't gonna be the C involved when A & B cut loose and fight and potentially kill each other. Let the newscasters really get that authentic on the ground chaos s### and have that advert money pour in.
who was there for you when no one else was? ME F###### MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I WAS THERE WHEN NO ONE ELSE WAS. oh but now that im stuggling you just decide to take your bitchass friends side oh dont get me started on that chopped m########### ugh her face is filled with pimples and greasy hair like ew wtf...
Seriously, is there anything more irritating than finally getting out of the house with a friend, just for them to start moaning about homework like an hour in and then wanting to bail? It's such a mood killer F###