Imagine if Pooh Bear met Ted LMFAO

So y’know them friends who be all like “I gotchu, I’m here anytime” but then when you need somethin’??? Poof. Gone. Like where that energy go?? Where you at when I need HELP??? You just vanish like Houdini?? Funny how they always around when they need somethin’, but when it’s my turn? Nah. Too busy with... nothing. I be sittin’ here like, “Hello? I just need a lil bit of support” and they’re mia like they got struck by lightning or somethin’. Like, excuse me? Ain’t no ride or die if you only show up when it’s convenient for you.
Next time you say “Im here for you,” better make sure you mean it. Don’t be out here actin’ like I’m the only one who can show up, ‘cause I’m over it. #FakeFriends #WhereYouAt #RideOrDieOrNah #SupportIsFree #DontCallMeWhenYouNeedMe #GhostedAgain #OverIt #UnreliableAF

If one more stupid person tells me I “look tired,” I willl actually lose it. Like wow, thank you Susan what a beautiful thing to say someone. Was it the dark circles, the soul leaving my body or just my natural face?? It’s always said with that fake concern too like “Aww, are you okay? You look tired”. No, I look like this all the time, welcome to reality. Imagine walking up to someone and saying, “Hey, you look like you’ve been hit by a bus!” but softer. That’s what it feels like. Why can't people be nice??????

Every time I order something, it’s like they launch it out of the truck straight into a concrete wall for fun. I didn’t order a “fragile item crushed into emotional trauma” combo, thanks. You’d think for how fast they deliver, they could take a second to not absolutely wreck the box. It’s always bent, ripped, half open like it fought a bear on the way here—and lost.
And dont even get me started on when the item inside is actually broken. Like cool, I paid for express shipping so I could get broken stuff faster? Great. Love that for me. Honestly at this point, I’m about to start sending them boxes of disappointment just to return the favor.
#AmazonFail #WhyIsThisBroken #ShitDeliveries #DoBetter

I love you anti-c paraphiles

I went into an open marriage a while back. Recently my spouse cut it off and wanted to go back to a closed marriage. That's great and all but I think I was falling in love with the man I was seeing, I didn't think I was until we closed the marriage. IDK, this guy (lets name him Chad) Chad just treated my special, loved on me, made me feel like his one and only, felt like he stopped the entire rest of the world and focused on me. He wanted me and I could feel it thru my body. His body was excited to see me. Like his literal body was shaking with excitement! I miss that, I love the way that made me feel. Now, I'll never get to feel the same way again. My spouse doesn't make me feel the same. I love my spouse and he...Read Full Rant

I legit killed my kids goldfish today. Just f###### flushed it. So d### tired of the stupid thing.


#IfeelBetternow #Offmychest #ByeBye

Okay but like… why does my dad’s girlfriend keep buyin’ me earrings?? Like every dang time—earrings. It’s like she saw me wear ‘em once and now decided that’s just my thing forever. Not sayin’ I don’t appreciate it, they’re cute and all, but how many earrings does one person even need?? I got a whole pile now sittin’ there like I run some kinda sparkly black market. I’m startin’ to wonder if she even knows my name or just calls me “the one with ears.” What if I didn’t even have ‘em pierced?? Wouldn’t stop her, I swear.It’s kinda sweet, kinda wild, and mostly just cracks me up at this point. Might just start wearin’ three pairs at once so she feels validated.

I really need to help make income however I struggle so bad with getting it done. I know I want to make shirts with HTV but after I get the business all set up, designs, made etc I lose interest. Like what is my problem??? Any help, I'm open to suggestions..

Oh my g##. Why does my husband always wait until he’s completely tired to do the most important things? Like, really? Youre running on iced coffee, can barely form a typed sentence, and now is the time you choose to tackle something that actually matters? Genius. Nothing says “great decision-making” like being half-asleep while handling things that require focus and clarity. Then when something goes badly, he’s shocked—like wow, who could’ve seen that coming? I’m not even mad at the mistake at that point, I’m mad at the sheer audacity of thinking exhaustion is the perfect mindset for productivity. It’s maddening. Just. Go. To. Bed. You. Do. Have. To. Go. To Work Later!